Of Skydiving and Italy
So I went skydiving in the swiss alps at Interlaken. Ain’t no thang. We jumped backwards out of a helicopter at 15,000ft with a 45 second freefall and then about 5 minutes of scenery and violent spinning. No one died.
We made our way to Italy, somehow. We’re in the Piedmont range just kicking it in a little skiing town called Sestriere. I can’t pronounce it either. Italian fucking sucks by the way. Gibberish. I at least understood german, and could tell when the french were telling us to fuck off.
Oh well, these things happen. The internet is very sparse here. We get the BBC and MTV Italy. Woo hooooo! only it isn’t MTV. They play MUSIC… and southpark. weird.
Hey, did you know they had the olympics in Torino? I sure do.. ’cause it’s exclaimed fucking everywhere! Who gives a shit, right? Clowns, that’s who. Yes, I would like to order the Torino Olympics Pasta please. Thank you.
I will be back in the states on Monday. That’s Tuesday here, SPOOOOOOOOKY.
We have an amazing show lined up. Can’t wait to tell you about it. Neato. kthxbai