Jun
07
France and Whatnot.
A bit of advice to all my fellow sports fans: don’t order the freedom fries. They don’t think its nearly as funny as I do. Glad we figured that out. I’ve continued my streak if destroying toilets all over this land. The French aren’t nearly as rude as they’re made out to be unless youre calling them smelly frogs and yelling about “America! Love it or Leave it!”
People are just people though. Unless you’re the Finnish bitches we shared a room with the last two nights. To answer Jim’s query… We did meet some cunts. They were Finnish.
More to follow. /end transmission.